Monday, January 19, 2009

How to fuck with people: Part 1

Hello all, this is the first of a series of posts on how to fuck with random people for fun.

A few of these are things I have actually done.

The first being this, with a step by step guide.

Step 1. Go to Best Buy

Step 2. Play the Guitar Hero demo on expert for a few hours.

Step 3. (Your results may vary) Wait for a random old person to ask you what you are doing.

Step 4. Tell the old person that you are forming a band from the future using the allmighty power of Best Buy, then move your arms in a wave-like motion towards them saying: "OOoooOOOOOOO TECHNOLOGY!!!!"

Step 5. Enjoy.



Part 2:

Go to a grocery store, find an employee. Tell them there is a code blue in housewares, and casually walk away.

That will be interesting.

I hope I have helped you all fuck with someone in your life.

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