How to fuck with people: Part 5

Hello again, my fair weather friend.

That was so cheesy.

Well today I feel pissy so I'll post a good one.

I was inspired by a teacher for this one, in fact he gave me the idea.


Use this on a teacher who hands out a lot of papers.


Collect every hand out your teacher gave you EVER.

Make 50-100 copies of each handout depending on volume.

Carefully place every handout on their lawn when they aren't home.

That'll fuck with them when they come back.

How to fuck with people: Part 4

Keeping posts to a minimum today, not enough brain juice.

anyway,
HOW TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE:

Today's lesson, mattresses.

Got anyone you want to piss off?

Go to a mattress store, take the tags off of ALL of the mattresses.

Mail them to the police office, signed by the name of the guy you want to piss off, include their address.

See what happens.

SCHOOL

SUCKS...

I am currently at lunch.

I am bored, therefore I am posting on this blog.

Quote of the day:

"Friendship is like pissing in your pants, only you feel the warmth"

How to fuck with people: Part 3

Here is the third installment of how to fuck with people.

Go to 7-11.

Purchase a large slurpee.

Give them a $100 dollar bill.

Demand change in pennies.

Fill your pants with the pennies.

Find a hobo.

Set down the slurpee.

Throw the pennies at the hobo as long as is neccasary.


Thank you, and good night.

One last thing... I just realized this.

Today, Obama will be inaugurated.

Awesome.

Will he do as he promised and fix the nation over the next 4 years?

Or will he lack the experience and skill required to change the U.S.?

Let's find out, after this commercial break.

Today is tuesday.

But it feels like Monday.
Maybe that's because we got Monday off?

Probably that.

But then again, what defines "Monday"?

Is it a day of the week, or a state of mind of not wanting to go to school/work?
Is it the knowledge that it will be another 5ish days before having another weekend?
Or is it really just a day of the week.

That's my philosophical outlook on today.

It may be Tuesday, but it is actually Monday.

How to fuck with people: Part 2

Installment #2 of my occasionally updated series on how to fuck with people for fun.

Some personal news, I finished my homework. Hoorah.

Let's get down to business.


HOW TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE:

Next time you go to school carry a sign with you that says that you love muffins, and you will kill anyone who has a muffin so you can take it.

Well then, I have done my duty.

Well then.

I survived the night.
I hope you all know that I will gradually post less and less when I realize that no one is reading this blog, so enjoy it while it lasts.

Good day :D

How to fuck with people: Part 1

Hello all, this is the first of a series of posts on how to fuck with random people for fun.

A few of these are things I have actually done.

The first being this, with a step by step guide.

Step 1. Go to Best Buy

Step 2. Play the Guitar Hero demo on expert for a few hours.

Step 3. (Your results may vary) Wait for a random old person to ask you what you are doing.

Step 4. Tell the old person that you are forming a band from the future using the allmighty power of Best Buy, then move your arms in a wave-like motion towards them saying: "OOoooOOOOOOO TECHNOLOGY!!!!"

Step 5. Enjoy.



Part 2:

Go to a grocery store, find an employee. Tell them there is a code blue in housewares, and casually walk away.

That will be interesting.

I hope I have helped you all fuck with someone in your life.

YES.

YES.